Vote for Ace! He's No Worse than Anyone Else!
Was arguing with some folks in the Literati Chat Lobby today (that goes on a lot) and the idea came up that I should run for President of the good ol' US of A in the next election as a write-in.
I mean, how much worse could I be than everyone who has been there and/or is trying to get there?
I think I'm very qualified. I piss folks off very easily, I have strong views on many subjects that many people disagree with, and I'm never wrong (although sometimes I may be mistaken). Also, I just told one of the world's largest oil companies to go screw themselves, so, I'm not beholden to corporate favors! (And I have lots of time on my hands now, too!)
So, I hereby announce my run for President. Vote for me - you won't regret it anymore than the votes for all the other losers you've made before!
Vote for Ace! He's No Worse than Anyone Else!
